Theme By: Destroyer / Sleepless


my mom doesn’t even text me back

(Source: clvbpenguin, via crystallized-teardrops)

146,958 notes 3 hours ago

(Source: , via samanthalalalove)

25,460 notes 20 hours ago


click for relatable on your dash!

2,868 notes 20 hours ago
Yesterday: horny
Today: horny
Tomorrow: horny
Next week: horny
Next month: horny
Apocalypse: horny
181,767 notes 22 hours ago



girls wearing boxers is such a frickin’ turn on. along with girls wearing beanies. and girls wearing plaid shirts. and girls wearing tank tops. and girls in general.

and girls wearing nothing

(via stay-weird-af)

73,347 notes 22 hours ago

"A year ago I would’ve never guessed life would be the way it is now."

(via hefuckin)

(Source: picsandquotes, via he-made-me-insecure)

11,275 notes 22 hours ago


Cosmo Tip 5437:
Secretly use super glue instead of lube so you can be together forever

(via gorful)

123,480 notes 22 hours ago

"A relationship where you can act like complete idiots together is the sweetest thing ever."

(via gretzky)

(Source:, via howchels-seesit)

17,026 notes 23 hours ago

(via teenagerposts)

1,259 notes 23 hours ago
1,386 notes 1 day ago